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What do you want to know?
   
Q ..   My husband doesn’t know where my clitoris is.
   
A ..   Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess with it do it in your own time or ask your best friend to help. You may wish to video yourself and friend while doing this, and present it to your husband as a birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral sex on him a cook him a delicious meal.
 
Q ..   My husband is not interested in foreplay.
   
A ..   You are a bad person for bringing it up and should seek sensitivity training, Foreplay to men is very stressful and time consuming. Sex should be available to your husband on demand with no pesky requests for foreplay. What this means is that you do not love your man as you should. He should never have to work to get you in the mood. Stop being so selfish!!!. Perhaps you can make it up to him by performing oral sex and cooking him a nice meal.
 
Q ..   My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep without giving me one.
   
A ..  

I’m not sure I understand the problem. Perhaps you forgot to cook him a nice meal.

 

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